February 2012
it scares me how impermanent all my internet friendships are like you could just delete and i’d never see you again in my life or hear from you ever again and that makes me really sad
askthefeatheryasshole:
iameridansexual:
how do you ask someone out
do you
do you shoot them in the chest???
Anonymous asked: You dig flexibility and your dream girl is a thin framed clown girl who eat herself out because she's so flexible.
Anonymous asked: You get excited by the very idea of having goat legs and being licked up and down by a nymph lady.
Anonymous asked: You fapped to Boku No Pico
Anonymous asked: The thought of being dominated by a four armed man with a toothbrush mustache turns you on.
Anonymous asked: You get aroused when you eat spaghetti. You sometimes twirl around the spaghetti and get kinda' horny, because imagine the pasta is a big pile of looooong dicks.
Your sexual headcanons about me in my ask box! →
robopolis:
I’m destined to never be able to draw serious shipping drawings, soob.
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